מכתבים למערכת : אהבה ממבט ראשון

כמו שאתם יודעים, הבלוג הזה מקבל כמויות יוצאות דופן של דואר מעריצים. הרוב זוכה למענה בנוסח די קבוע (תחתונים + חתימה), אבל פה ושם אני נקלע לתכתובות שאני לא יכול שלא לחלוק עם כל אחי חסרי התרבות (#אגומניה #תגיותמחוץלטוויטר).
והפעם, סיפור אהבה חוצה גבולות.

Eva Koneh    Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:27 AM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות


Hi I am Eva, a young and single girl. I am looking for true friends  and i am happy to contact you after going through your profile on (www.neworld.org.il). A friend is one to whom one may pour out all the contents of one's heart, good and bad together, knowing that the gentlest of hearts will listen, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness blow the bad away.  There are many types of ships.There are wooden ships,plastic ships and metal ships,but the best and most important types of ships are FRIENDSHIPS. We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can fly only by embracing each other.Will you be my friend? 
Till i hear from you,kiss and bye


אמרי חסר תרבות Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 3:58 PM
To: evakbaby@yahoo.com

Hi Eva,
My name is Imri, a married Israeli blogger. It's always nice to make new friends!
Especially complete strangers that email me after going through a profile I don't have in a fake site I'm too afraid to browse to as it will probably give my computer herpes.
I was very touched by your email –  I never knew hot 22 year old girls have such a hard time making friends 😦
I especially liked the part about friendSHIPS being the best ships! even though spaceships are probably better. Like if you had to choose between having a new friend or flying a freaking spaceship you'd have to go with the spaceship, you know?


Anyway, you won't be lonely anymore Evale (can I call you Evale?)

as far as I'm concerned we are now the best of friends…
Talk to you soon girlfriend!
Your new BFF,
Imri Hasartarbut

Eva Koneh    Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 5:12 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות


Dearest One,

I am more than happy when i saw your mail. 
How was your day?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Miss Eva Koneh 23 years from Ivory Coast in West Africa,6.2ft tall,fair in complexion,(never married before) and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

My late father Dr Oliver Koneh was the managing director of Koneh's Manufacturing industry (W.A) and he was the personal adviser to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei)before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.

It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.

Attached here is my pictures and I will send another picture in my next mail. I will also like to see your picture.
Hoping to hear from you soonest
Yours

Evahttp://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs107.snc3/15467_105422732806401_100000160233228_139771_4496233_n.jpg


אמרי חסר תרבות    Sun, Aug 14, 2011 at 9:06 AM

To: Eva Koneh

Hey Eva..

Um… That's a pretty awful story to tell a stranger you just met. Maybe next time save the whole "murdered parents" thing for at least the third date. Just a tip.
Anyway, at least your refugee camp is pretty great about getting you an internet connection, and uploading your photos. Is that pic from the camp? Looks like your having fun. Or just modeling.
I looked up your dad's company "Koneh's Manufacturing" and all I could find was stuff about email scams, so it's pretty obvious that someone's using your father's good name to con people on the internet! You should definitely look into suing those guys.
But enough about email scams, let's talk about our relationship…
My likes are long walks on the beach, puppies and shawarma.
My dislikes are murder, salads and Miri Regev.
That's it. You now know me better than anyone else. Maybe even my wife!
I also attached my picture. I tried putting our pics side by side, and you know what? We make a cute couple 😉

Let me know what you think (which I'm sure will not involve asking me for money).
Your BFF,
Imri



Eva Koneh    Mon, Aug 15, 2011 at 12:46 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות

Hello my dear
How is your day?.
I believe is fine. I am more than happy to read your mail this morning, Like i told you before that i got your mail through my goggle searching for partner. Well Mine here is very hot and like you know i am living in the refugee camp here in Dakar. My situation here Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.

 I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to as all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war. The only person i know here  is Rev.Emmanuel kumar who is the pastor of the (Living Spring Christian Church) here in the camp,  i live in the female's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastors Tel number is (+221-772-397-328) if you call, please tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the hostel. call 2pm gmt today  please.As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to the death of my parents took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $2.3m usd (two Million three Hundred Thousand Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to your place for a better  life. i will give you 20% out from the total money, and more 5% if there is any expenses you make at the process of the transfer.

  I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of  vision , truth and hard working. My favorite language is also English..Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said. Call around 2pm gmt time. I have a lot to tell you.
yours love
Eva,

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs493.ash1/26955_108949655787042_100000160233228_230542_6299317_n.jpg


אמרי חסר תרבות    Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:13 PM

To: Eva Koneh

Hi Eva,

I know what you mean, I hate camping too! I can sweep the ground for an hour, there is always a pointy rock under my sleeping bag.. 
at least you get to photoshop your pictures and talk to strangers online, instead of just getting sunbunt and waiting to go home.

I am so happy you trust me enough to tell me about your lost millions, but still, you probably shouldn't just give all your money to someone you emailed twice. 
Maybe we should get to know each other a little better first –
what's your favorite movie? what kind of music do you like? where is this camp located EXACTLY?

can't wait for your detailed answers,
Imri Hasartarbut


Eva Koneh    Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 5:12 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות


Hello Dearest One,
how are you today ? I believe you are doing fine and in a  good health. I am  wondering  if God have totally forgotten me here ,Why i am facing all this kind of difficulties  here , God have given you to me to stand for me for the claim of my father's wealth and help me to come out of here  which i know that i did not make any mistake by chosen you, I want to let you know earlier enough that my contact with you was directly from God Almighty because i got you immediately after my 7 days 6 to 6 fasting and prayers that's why i give you all my trust and i believe that you will not betray me or let me down.

However, i want you to contact the bank  to confirm about this transfer.
Here  is the contact information of the bank in London where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows,

RABO BANK OF LONDON.
NAME OF THE TRANSFER OFFICER IS MR LEED HANSON
EMAIL ADDRESS.
(transferrabobankrbl@london.com) or
(rabobank-transfer-rbl@mail.mn)

TELEPHONE NUMBER IS …….+447031808594
FAX NUMBER……………….0044-7031808766

As a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states.

Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer department of the  bank today with this email address-(transferrabobankrbl@london.com) or
(rabobank-transfer-rbl@mail.mn)

Attention MR LEED Hanson the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my 2.3 million dollars deposited by late father of which i am the next of kin.

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

ACCOUNT NAME IS  DR OLIVER KONEH
AMOUNT 2.3 MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN MISS EVA  KONEH.
ACCOUNT NUMBER 43483002

God bless you as you do this immediately,
yours sincerely
((Eva))


אמרי חסר תרבות     Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 12:39 PM

To: Eva Koneh

Woah…  look, I'm an atheist so this whole "God choosing me to transfer your money" theory is a pretty big turnoff.

Also, fasting from 6 to 6 is not fasting. That's just like a long break between meals, like the one you take every night.
You know what? maybe God did mean for us to meet each other!  I can feel his spirit!
I have an amazing Idea, I'll come over there and help you with your inheritance personally.
I'm buying a plane ticket to Dakar right now, please send me the exact address for the bank and your refugee camp, and I'll be there in 3 days.
Please answer me ASAP, I can't wait to meet you in person.
See you very soon,
Imri


Eva Koneh    Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 3:39 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
My Dear.

I am Happy to read your mail,  Well I will like you to call the Rev Father's Phone Number which i gave you in my Previous mail,  So that The Rev Father will come and pick you up at the Air port immediately your Arrival,  Because I don't really know the Exactly address of this camp,  But is here in Tambacunda Dakar Senegal, 
I hope to read from you soon.
Yours Faithfully
Eva.

אמרי חסר תרבות    Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 4:03 PM

To: Eva Koneh

That's ok just tell him to send me the bank's address by email. 

I'll land in Dakar on flight 627 Turkish Airlines, on 12:45 in two days, go to the bank and take care of everything.
I can't call the pastor on the phone myself because I lost my toungue when I was younger in a horrible fishing accident (long story), so just tell him to email me the bank's address.
See you in two days! 
Imri



Eva Koneh    Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 11:35 AM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות

Hello Dearest One,
how are you today ? I believe you are doing fine and in a  good health. I am  wondering  if God have totally forgotten me here ,Why i am facing all this kind of difficulties  here , God have given you to me to stand for me for the claim of my father's wealth and help me to come out of here  which i know that i did not make any mistake by chosen you, I want to let you know earlier enough that my contact with you was directly from God Almighty because i got you immediately after my 7 days 6 to 6 fasting and prayers that's why i give you all my trust and i believe that you will not betray me or let me down.

However, i want you to contact the bank  to confirm about this transfer.
Here  is the contact information of the bank in London where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows,

RABO BANK OF LONDON.
NAME OF THE TRANSFER OFFICER IS MR LEED HANSON
EMAIL ADDRESS.
(transferrabobankrbl@london.com) or
(rabobank-transfer-rbl@mail.mn)

TELEPHONE NUMBER IS …….+447031808594
FAX NUMBER……………….0044-7031808766

As a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states.

Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer department of the  bank today with this email address-(transferrabobankrbl@london.com) or
(rabobank-transfer-rbl@mail.mn)

Attention MR LEED Hanson the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my 2.3 million dollars deposited by late father of which i am the next of kin.

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

ACCOUNT NAME IS  DR OLIVER KONEH
AMOUNT 2.3 MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN MISS EVA  KONEH.
ACCOUNT NUMBER 43483002

God bless you as you do this immediately,
yours sincerely
((Eva))



אמרי חסר תרבות    Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 11:48 AM

To: Eva Koneh
Hmm.. This is the same mail you sent before! Strange.
I just need the address of the bank, not just the bank's completely legit email address (transferrabobankrbl@london.com).
Anyway, I'm layed over at turkey right now, but I land in Dakar tomorrow at 12:45 noon!  I'm on flight 627, Turkish Airlines.

You can contact the pilot at : iflyplanes@thesky.com for all the details.
come meet me at the airport ok? 

Eva Koneh Thu, Aug 18, 2011 at 6:51 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות

My Dearest In Heart.

How are you today?, I hope you are doing greatly fine and in good health over there.
I am Happy to read your mail today regarding that you are arriving in this country very soon,  Well I like you to send an Sms to the Rev Father through your phone immediately your arrival,  Although the Rev Father will be at the Air port waiting to receive you,
Yours Faithfully
Eva.


אמרי חסר תרבות Tue, Aug 23, 2011 at 2:47 PM

To: Eva Koneh
Eva!!! My bags were stolen at the airport!

I have no phone, no passport, and I'm about to run out of cash!
I'm stuck here at the Auberge Keur Mouna public house in Dakar and I don't know what to do. Can you send me some money?
HHHHHHEELLLLLLLPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Imri


אמרי חסר תרבות Wed, Aug 24, 2011 at 12:45 PM

To: Eva Koneh
Eva are you still there?

Why won't you answer me?
I miss our great talks… remember all those times when you used to ignore whatever I write and keep asking me for my bank account details? I miss that!
please don't give up on us.
(also, please send me some money. seriously. Senegal sucks.)

love,
Imri


מכתבים למערכת : המיליונים האבודים

בשבועות האחרונים התחילו להצטבר בתיבת המייל של חסר תרבות לא מעט מכתבים מעניינים ממעריצים ברחבי העולם.
מאחר וכל חסרי התרבות הם משפחה אחת גדולה מבחינתי, אני אשתדל לחלוק אתכם מדי פעם את התכתובות שלי עם כמה מהחברים החדשים שהכרתי.
והפעם, הצעה עסקית מקורא אפריקאי שהפכה עם הזמן לחברות אמת.

Akuma Sat, Mar 12, 2011 at 4:05 PM

Reply-To: samuelakuma001@gmail.com

FROM THE DESK OF: MR SAMUEL AKUMA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA ( B C B )
BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA.
ATTENTION PLEASE,

I,MR SAMUEL AKUMA a banker in BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA( B C B ) BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA. i got you contact from your commerce and chambers in your embassy here BURKINA FASO When i was searching for a foreign partner which name similar to our late customer, according to your profile, you are capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity, when i prayed to God almighty about you.

One of our late customers had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly our late customer was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end.

Our bank executives yet to know about his death, I knew about it because it’s our one customer. He did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week we have discussed about fund which it will be lodge to the bank treasure. So I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved and its 100% assurance the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.

I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, i will come to your country for my share after the fund transfer to your account . Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET.

anticipating your communication.
MR SAMUEL AKUMA


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 3:58 PM

To: samuelakuma001@gmail.com

Hello Mr Akuma,
I am very excited about your offer. Five million dollars could really come in handy right now…
I was surprised to hear about a west african millionaire with a last name like "Hasartarbut". It's a pretty rare name, but I guess that's why you've been searching for someone since 2007.
Are you sure my last name will be enough to convince a bank that a twenty something, white blogger from Israel is this guy's next of kin?
I'm not sure that's how banks work.


Forget it, you're the expert – I'm gonna go put a down payment on a nice yacht!
please let me know how do we proceed?
I can't wait to get my money!


Have a great day,
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 4:01 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. To start with I am making an
 Oath with you that this is a sincere, trustworthy, reliable and
 Dependable transaction. No any risk or any implication afterward,
Because all the documents and information.

The funds $10.5 million in question does not belong to me, it belongs
to one of our bank deceased client who died in May 26 2006 Earthquake
Disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people, there is no
one else with the knowledge of the funds in our bank since 5years ago
because i am his account officer at the bank before his death hence i
have access to all his files .Thus, I feel this is an avenue for you
and i to get this funds to ourselves for better use.

Basically, you are contacted by a random search of people’s profile
when am search for who have the same last name with our client decease
and believe me that it will be plausible and realistic Saying
beneficiary of this fund came from your country since you have the
same last name with our late client believe you me that, such secret
is never done with somebody that is Closer to you because people can
be very jelouse and they could decided to foil the whole deal.

Thus, for the realization of this transaction and a step further into
the commencement of this deal hence, you send your contacts info’s to
me being the account monitoring officer at the bank.

My spirit with the believe in the eternity tells me that you well
 never betray me after the money has remitted into your account, this
 is real transaction.

 Let honesty and trustworthy be our watchword throughout this
 Transaction, so that I can feeding you with necessary information that
 the bank might request from you. We shall succeed; I will join you
 in your country after the remittance of the money into your account
 for my own share.

My dear I think that this transaction will likely cost you a little
 Money for the bank process, I don’t want you to disappoint me
 Therefore if you are interested reply me bank immediate so that I will
 Send you the text of application which you will fill and apply to the
 Bank so that the bank will work on it.

I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

 I will expecting your reply.
You can call me on this number (00226 75 44 58 25 ). So that I can explain
 to you better.

 Waiting for your call at anytime.
 Greeting to your family.


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 4:15 PM

To: Samuel Akuma

Hi again Mr. Akuma,
Thank you for your very quick reply! It's almost as if you had an automated response to my last email, but I guess you just type really fast.
I can't wait to get this deal going, how much money do you need? I don't have much, but I'm sure we can "make it work" (do you like Project Runway? I love that show).
I see what you're saying about not telling anyone about this, but I hope you wouldn't mind if I told my mom. We'll have to ask her for the money anyway, as I am currently living in her basement.


Let's get rich!
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 8:02 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. To start with I am making an
 Oath with you that this is a sincere, trustworthy, reliable and
 Dependable transaction. No any risk or any implication and I can
promise you with all my life this transaction is very safe afterward,
because all the documents and information is with me.

I think the bank processing we likely cost 800Dollar this is only cost
this transaction we only cost you before the money can be transfer to
your account, and also I will send you some document to back this
money up so when the money transfer to your account you can use the
document to present it your bank. I don’t want you to disappoint me
therefore if you are interested reply me bank immediate so that I will
send you the text of application which you will fill and apply to the
bank so that the bank will work on it.

 I will expecting your reply.
You can call me on this number (00226 75907071). So that I can explain
 to you better.

 Waiting for your call at anytime.
 Greeting to your family.
 Mr Samuel Amankweh.


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 9:04 PM

To: Samuel Akuma

Hi Mr Akuma! 

Or Amankweh? Did you change your name since your last email?

Some people would say that's a little suspicious but I think it's pretty cool. You're a free spirit.

Anyway, I asked my mom for the 800 dollars and… well she said no.
(Just between you and me – I think she's afraid she won't see me anymore after I become a millionaire…)
How about this, since you're a banker who is about to make a ton of money, why don't YOU pay the 800 dollars for me. I promise to pay you back when you give me my money.
really, "I can promise you with all my life" like you always say…

Anyway, when are we doing this?
I can't wait to start blogging about sports cars instead of stupid poor indie bands!

BLING BLING baby!
Your friend,
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 11:53 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. I understand you but is not
possible to pay for you, you must try to look for the money and I
promise you that you we receive the money as soon as you pay the
800Dollar for the processing.


אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 8:48 AM

To: Samuel Akuma

Don't worry about it Mr Akuma/Amankweh…
I don't have 800 dollars, but that's ok. Maybe in the beginning I was in it for the money, but now I have something much better – a new friend!
So tell me more about yourself…
Do you like living in west-africa?
Do you have a family?
What did you think of the new Radiohead album?


Can't wait to get to know you better!
Your new BFF,
Imri Hasartarbut


Samuel Akuma Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 9:35 AM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Hello Sir,
Ok since you are not be able to see 800Dollar now let me know how much
you can be able to see.

אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 9:42 AM

To: Samuel Akuma

Well… I'm able to see all sorts of things, but that doesn't mean I have them.
Forget about the money, we should totally hang out sometime – are you on xbox live? I could use a good COD Black Ops partner!
What do you say, Sammy? (can I call you sammy?)



אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 11:25 AM
To: Samuel Akuma
Sammy are you there?
Mr. Akuma?

hope you're ok.
.
.
.
(i miss you)



Samuel Akuma Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 1:29 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Hello,
Yes am here but since you are not ready to help me concerning this
transaction I have to look for someone else who can help me, but am
still your friend but we have to face the business before any other
thing hope you understand me but if you are still willing to help
please let me know but you have to look for money any amount you can
see do let me know so that both of us can know what to do.


אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 1:47 PM

To: Samuel Akuma
Okay buddy – keep in touch and don't forget me when you're rich and famous!
Your friend, always,
Imri

2011/3/14 Samuel Akuma <samuelakuma001@gmail.com>