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מאחר וכל חסרי התרבות הם משפחה אחת גדולה מבחינתי, אני אשתדל לחלוק אתכם מדי פעם את התכתובות שלי עם כמה מהחברים החדשים שהכרתי.
והפעם, הצעה עסקית מקורא אפריקאי שהפכה עם הזמן לחברות אמת.

Akuma Sat, Mar 12, 2011 at 4:05 PM

Reply-To: samuelakuma001@gmail.com

FROM THE DESK OF: MR SAMUEL AKUMA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA ( B C B )
BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA.
ATTENTION PLEASE,

I,MR SAMUEL AKUMA a banker in BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA( B C B ) BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA. i got you contact from your commerce and chambers in your embassy here BURKINA FASO When i was searching for a foreign partner which name similar to our late customer, according to your profile, you are capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity, when i prayed to God almighty about you.

One of our late customers had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly our late customer was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end.

Our bank executives yet to know about his death, I knew about it because it’s our one customer. He did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week we have discussed about fund which it will be lodge to the bank treasure. So I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved and its 100% assurance the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.

I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, i will come to your country for my share after the fund transfer to your account . Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET.

anticipating your communication.
MR SAMUEL AKUMA


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 3:58 PM

To: samuelakuma001@gmail.com

Hello Mr Akuma,
I am very excited about your offer. Five million dollars could really come in handy right now…
I was surprised to hear about a west african millionaire with a last name like "Hasartarbut". It's a pretty rare name, but I guess that's why you've been searching for someone since 2007.
Are you sure my last name will be enough to convince a bank that a twenty something, white blogger from Israel is this guy's next of kin?
I'm not sure that's how banks work.


Forget it, you're the expert – I'm gonna go put a down payment on a nice yacht!
please let me know how do we proceed?
I can't wait to get my money!


Have a great day,
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 4:01 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. To start with I am making an
 Oath with you that this is a sincere, trustworthy, reliable and
 Dependable transaction. No any risk or any implication afterward,
Because all the documents and information.

The funds $10.5 million in question does not belong to me, it belongs
to one of our bank deceased client who died in May 26 2006 Earthquake
Disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people, there is no
one else with the knowledge of the funds in our bank since 5years ago
because i am his account officer at the bank before his death hence i
have access to all his files .Thus, I feel this is an avenue for you
and i to get this funds to ourselves for better use.

Basically, you are contacted by a random search of people’s profile
when am search for who have the same last name with our client decease
and believe me that it will be plausible and realistic Saying
beneficiary of this fund came from your country since you have the
same last name with our late client believe you me that, such secret
is never done with somebody that is Closer to you because people can
be very jelouse and they could decided to foil the whole deal.

Thus, for the realization of this transaction and a step further into
the commencement of this deal hence, you send your contacts info’s to
me being the account monitoring officer at the bank.

My spirit with the believe in the eternity tells me that you well
 never betray me after the money has remitted into your account, this
 is real transaction.

 Let honesty and trustworthy be our watchword throughout this
 Transaction, so that I can feeding you with necessary information that
 the bank might request from you. We shall succeed; I will join you
 in your country after the remittance of the money into your account
 for my own share.

My dear I think that this transaction will likely cost you a little
 Money for the bank process, I don’t want you to disappoint me
 Therefore if you are interested reply me bank immediate so that I will
 Send you the text of application which you will fill and apply to the
 Bank so that the bank will work on it.

I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

 I will expecting your reply.
You can call me on this number (00226 75 44 58 25 ). So that I can explain
 to you better.

 Waiting for your call at anytime.
 Greeting to your family.


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 4:15 PM

To: Samuel Akuma

Hi again Mr. Akuma,
Thank you for your very quick reply! It's almost as if you had an automated response to my last email, but I guess you just type really fast.
I can't wait to get this deal going, how much money do you need? I don't have much, but I'm sure we can "make it work" (do you like Project Runway? I love that show).
I see what you're saying about not telling anyone about this, but I hope you wouldn't mind if I told my mom. We'll have to ask her for the money anyway, as I am currently living in her basement.


Let's get rich!
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 8:02 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. To start with I am making an
 Oath with you that this is a sincere, trustworthy, reliable and
 Dependable transaction. No any risk or any implication and I can
promise you with all my life this transaction is very safe afterward,
because all the documents and information is with me.

I think the bank processing we likely cost 800Dollar this is only cost
this transaction we only cost you before the money can be transfer to
your account, and also I will send you some document to back this
money up so when the money transfer to your account you can use the
document to present it your bank. I don’t want you to disappoint me
therefore if you are interested reply me bank immediate so that I will
send you the text of application which you will fill and apply to the
bank so that the bank will work on it.

 I will expecting your reply.
You can call me on this number (00226 75907071). So that I can explain
 to you better.

 Waiting for your call at anytime.
 Greeting to your family.
 Mr Samuel Amankweh.


אמרי חסר תרבות Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 9:04 PM

To: Samuel Akuma

Hi Mr Akuma! 

Or Amankweh? Did you change your name since your last email?

Some people would say that's a little suspicious but I think it's pretty cool. You're a free spirit.

Anyway, I asked my mom for the 800 dollars and… well she said no.
(Just between you and me – I think she's afraid she won't see me anymore after I become a millionaire…)
How about this, since you're a banker who is about to make a ton of money, why don't YOU pay the 800 dollars for me. I promise to pay you back when you give me my money.
really, "I can promise you with all my life" like you always say…

Anyway, when are we doing this?
I can't wait to start blogging about sports cars instead of stupid poor indie bands!

BLING BLING baby!
Your friend,
Imri Hasartarbut

Samuel Akuma Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 11:53 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Dear. Sir,

 Compliment of the season over there, I received your mail thank you
for reply of my e-mail and for assistance. I understand you but is not
possible to pay for you, you must try to look for the money and I
promise you that you we receive the money as soon as you pay the
800Dollar for the processing.


אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 8:48 AM

To: Samuel Akuma

Don't worry about it Mr Akuma/Amankweh…
I don't have 800 dollars, but that's ok. Maybe in the beginning I was in it for the money, but now I have something much better – a new friend!
So tell me more about yourself…
Do you like living in west-africa?
Do you have a family?
What did you think of the new Radiohead album?


Can't wait to get to know you better!
Your new BFF,
Imri Hasartarbut


Samuel Akuma Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 9:35 AM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Hello Sir,
Ok since you are not be able to see 800Dollar now let me know how much
you can be able to see.

אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 9:42 AM

To: Samuel Akuma

Well… I'm able to see all sorts of things, but that doesn't mean I have them.
Forget about the money, we should totally hang out sometime – are you on xbox live? I could use a good COD Black Ops partner!
What do you say, Sammy? (can I call you sammy?)



אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 11:25 AM
To: Samuel Akuma
Sammy are you there?
Mr. Akuma?

hope you're ok.
.
.
.
(i miss you)



Samuel Akuma Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 1:29 PM

To: אמרי חסר תרבות
Hello,
Yes am here but since you are not ready to help me concerning this
transaction I have to look for someone else who can help me, but am
still your friend but we have to face the business before any other
thing hope you understand me but if you are still willing to help
please let me know but you have to look for money any amount you can
see do let me know so that both of us can know what to do.


אמרי חסר תרבות Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 1:47 PM

To: Samuel Akuma
Okay buddy – keep in touch and don't forget me when you're rich and famous!
Your friend, always,
Imri

2011/3/14 Samuel Akuma <samuelakuma001@gmail.com>


8 תגובות על ״מכתבים למערכת : המיליונים האבודים״

  1. hence is meaning that you we not be seeing anymore? thus will be needing a new friend to be going with you we on that yacht?
    compliments for your xbox!

    אהבתי

  2. מזמן, אבל מזמן כבר לא צחקתי ככה.
    אתה מלך! רק תמשיך לכתוב את הבלוג המצוין שלך גם כשתהיה עשיר ו"תגלבץ" אותנו עם מכונית המרוץ שלך 🙂

    אהבתי

  3. קורע
    אבל בעיקר אני שמח שהפוסט הזה הביא אותי בטעות לבלוג הנהדר הזה. ריססתי.

    אהבתי

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